TINTU MON STORY

Tintumon: I love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

Mintumol: “I love u”
Tintumon: “I love u too”
Mintumol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”
Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”

Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?”
Tintumon: “Wrong answer”

Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu”
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation Pottitherichu enna”

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

Tintumon was chasing a donkey. But he couldnt catch that. After sometime he saw one zebra on the way.
Tintumon caught the zebra and told: “panni track suit ittal njan nine pidikilla ennu karuthiyo?”

Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! ))

Exam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali